spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
*folds paper in half* origami
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
Nah, already got enough of them
For chillin’, grillin’, four-wheelin’
Baby, that ain’t what I’m feelin’
I don’t wanna just hang out
Nah, that ain’t what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
Baby, can’t you tell by this kiss
I don’t wanna be your friend
|—||Scotty McCreery (via those-things-i-couldnt-say)|
when people say years young instead of years old
WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR 13/13/13
i have some sad news
You might want to sit down for this.
why does body hair grow back like
do u not understand you’re not wanted
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.